That got me wondering how many we actually cut down each day

Apparently it’s 41 million a day

When I worked as a restocker at a grocery store, they planned the majority of us for 3 hours a day (we were mostly minors so we didn’t know better), from 17:00 till 20:00. Because, at 3.5 hours, you were entitled to a 30 minute break, and even tho it was an unpaid break they still didn’t want you to take it. Did you get a lot more stuff then normal and so you had to work overtime? Tough shit, you still ain’t getting that break even tho it’s now 21:00

Sometimes they would even cut some people their hours back if they felt that they weren’t working hard enough (again, we were minors, some of us making 4 bucks an hour, they were that petty). Fuck this system

I’m sorry but are you 120 y/o and are your balls sagging to your ankles? I have at some time experienced the head of my dick touching the bowl but I have never, and considering the designs of toilets will never, experienced my balls touching the toilet water. And I am not ashamed to say that I sit down to piss pretty much every time

Ngl that would’ve been the better choice

Steal the cushion, wash it at home, bring it back pretending it was some kind of weird drunk prank, no one would be the wiser

I’ve heard a story about this after party where things were getting a bit raunchy and at some point they where sitting naked on the couch. Apparently one of the guys kind of shit himself and he decided to just not move an inch. When everyone else took a smoke break, he left the party and with that an accompanying shit stain in the couch.

Needless to say that he didn’t really get any new invites after that

As someone struggling with the same shit, I wouldn’t say it is an escape. At some point it’s a fucking prison if anything

Or you become a nazi bar

well trained officer of the law

well trained

officer of the law

It’s like an exercise in finding the oxymoron

I don’t know if you’re joking or not but speaking from experience, they may help a bit on the short term but never on the long run, if anything they’ll most likely make things actively worse

I will personally make sure that the street I live on will have the party of their lives the moment that fascist fuck is dead

RIP Dolly, you will be sorely missed

My diagnosis would’ve happened ten times faster why don’t they do this

In other news, water is wet and fork found in kitchen

There’s a high chance that that receipt paper is heat activated, so I’d wager it’s none

Also exhaust them mentally. You can only get reminded of the court case about your 8 yo child’s death so many times before you break

I moved out at 19 and it was the best decision I ever made. My 2 younger siblings stayed a lot longer and apart from the cheap cost of living (it was pretty late that my dad started charging them rent and even then it was barely anything) I really never understood how they put up with it

Were you trying to speedrun a diagnosis or did you do that unintentionally?

You shouldn’t trust billionaires at all. Even the “good ones”. You don’t get a billion <insert currency here> net worth without exploiting people

It’s all I wanted

Literally 1984