We once got a $250 lumber budget for building sets rejected (with the rationale that we could just reuse the sets from last year, even though that was a totally different play from a different time period, nevermind completely disassembled). Meanwhile, the cheerleading squad was issued matching tracksuits with their names embroidered, including on the duffle bag it came in. Sports sucks up huge amounts of money from school budgets, and everyone else is left to fight over the rest.

They moved Ctrl-Alt-Backspace behind a config iirc - too easy to hit by accident.

Spike Milligan’s was ‘I told you I was ill’, but the churchyard refused, so they put it in Irish.