Theo?

He’s a shit person who should rot in jail, but his sources are usually quiet reliable

How he obtains and uses that information to extort money from celebrities is a completely different story

My bad, he is indeed Count. We also have Baroni coaching Verona which means Barons

Added!

The Italian national team has

• Bastoni > Alex Sticks
• Barella > Nick Stretcher
• Gatti > Fred Cats
• Fagioli > Nick Beans
• Colombo > Lawrence Dove
• Casale > Nick Hamlet (or Nick Countryhouse)
• Zappacosta > David HoeCoast
• Bove > Edward Ox
• Mancini > Johnluke Lefties (as in left handed)
• Mandragore > Roland Mandrake
• Bonaventura > Jack Goodchance
• Acerbi > Frank Ripe
• Calafiori > Richard Lowerflowers (lower intended as a verb)

And we have coaches like

• Allegri > Maximilian Merry (or cheerful)
• Conte > Antony Duke
• Pioli > Stephen Pegs