3 is a great depiction of: “I’m at work and getting attacked from all sides, but trying to keep a smile on my face”.

Please…no

Its amazing how quickly you realise that you don’t need something when you’re forced to stop using it.

There are 2 types of people who wear sunglasses indoors: the blind, and assholes. - Larry David

Bathrooms have privacy locks, not security locks. They can be opened from the outside if someone tries, and my kids have little fingers that can open the latch from outside without any additional equipment.

It’s even worse when I go in prepared. I have young kids who will barge in and take my device while I’m on the throne. Now I’ve got to start taking in 2 devices so I still have something after losing one.

I’ll rephrase as this seems to have triggered people:

Everyone is on a spectrum of varying ability.

There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it’s understandable that “the norm” might change quite rapidly.

Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.

I’m the same. Don’t care about spoilers. If a story is only riding on surprise then it doesn’t have much to offer in the first place.

Even with series, if it has loads of seasons; when it outlives its usefulness then I have no problem ditching it after a number of seasons if I feel it has jumped the shark.

+10 poison damage

This false binary is the problem. Everyone is on a spectrum of neuro-diversity. Some people’s diversity is deemed “unacceptable” arbitrarily.

Please consider quality over quantity.

There is value in a short story.

There is value in an incomplete story.

Educate an old and out of touch person please:

Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

Somehow the thing that bothers me most here is “an Disney”.

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

Qualification inflation and no other suitable opportunities.

Employers have blatantly ridiculous demands because they will find people who cater to these demands in a shit system and shit economy.

That’s not a fishing pole. It’s a shape shifting penis.

“Is that supposed to be funny??”

Are you telling me this post is fake?