Fair. Painful and mean, but also fair.

I cannot. I have seen the family car twice since she traded in our old one to get this one - it’s been a year - and ridden in it once for an IKEA+Starbucks white-kid Sunday fun day.

I cannot abandon it for I cannot prove she hasn’t abandoned me and taken it with her. Every night is a mixture of relief and joy as she steps out of the elevator, as it means she’s back; and she’s also gorgeous so there’s that too.

Oh shit. Me and the family dog have too much in common.

So anyway, I can’t comply with this imperative. If you added an article it wouldn’t sound like Phil Hartman’s SNL lawyer character.

There’s someone on lemmy from my building. It’s only about 350-400 units.

Wood? You mean Fire’s Favourite Food?

probably have two last names.

Savage.

Careful. The yaml cult will come after you in a long and formless column, and only self destruct when one of them is a step too far to the left.

Oh God. Please, use anything but Ansible.

Yeah. We joked about the dumb trope where the cheerleader goes down into the dark spooky basement to check on that weird sound with a dodgy flashlight, but then we discovered we’re all apparently the cheerleader.

Wear this face diaper, respect everyone’s personal space and wash your hands properly? We learned this when our TV-nannies showed us MASH and stElsewhere and Scrubs. Too much for us to commit to, though, as if an entire super-nation doesn’t do it every winter.

Yeah. “Who’s in the white House” is the only variable in this equation.

Zoom works for video. I test it a few times a week for a few hours with a few contacts each time.

And a few beer.

It’s a vPub most of the time with some tech thrown in.

I hate to say it, but FB Messenger is reliable for me too : starts well, sounds good, video’s clean, ends cleanly . I need to remind mom how to start that call when it’s with her on her old portal unit, but yeah. Cambridge is the worst thing to happen to good products like M and Portal.

I think I don’t like that Microsoft has access to stored chat messages between kids.

DRMs

Not pluralized. We don’t say “4 managements”

Reconsider hikvision: they were recently dropped as an option for many organizations due to some new data leak, and removed from gov buildings in a number of countries.

0. Cope with the cruelest, most corrupt supreme court ever, for the next 50 years.

The logic is that it’s simply a shit campaign strategy to run on a message of, “yes, I will abet genocide, but my opponent will abet it even harder!”

This has been explained. I worry that going over it again will somehow not be helpful. Just let the leopards eat all our faces like you decided.

Didn’t it get resold again to a Chinese firm? Please tell me they’re independent again.

have ran

have run

Ladies and gentlemen, your next president.

Teslas (and almost all other EV’s) have electronic only doors

1. but Teslas don’t.
2. we never pluralize with an apostrophe.