Same, what a shame

Look, I don’t need no woke lie-berry to show my younguns how wear purty dresses and to do the gay sex!

No, the earthquake was about Americans needing to repent and turn their backs on sinful, unraked forests

So the photo of the watch he had at his house was a Tag Heuer, but he had to earlier google the brand name because he didn’t know what it was? Did he also google what a wallet is?

That sounds tough. I once knew someone who had a medical issue with severe dietary restrictions like you, and a tone deaf coworker was like “haha at least you can lose weight, sounds great!” FFS

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This is what is meant when people talk about the patriarchy and toxic masculinity hurting everyone. It’s not “all men are bad!” But rather the idea that men aren’t allowed by society to have feelings other than anger, or are unable to be raped, or need to just “man up” when they are suffering-It’s all bullshit, and so harmful to men and boys. I’m so sorry for what you went through, and I hope you were able to find peace.

Holy shit, Dead Milkmen. I haven’t thought of them for years, thanks for reminding me!

The Olympic-tier mental gymnastics touting conformity in fucking Texas of all places is truly astonishing. I mean, is it personal freedumbs and rugged, short-haired individuality or is it the Stepford state? Make up your gd minds

“We can’t not have poverty, it’s just not biblical”

-paraphrasing this one idiot nationalist christian whose slimy name escapes me atm

My fellow murricans, it really a free nation if we can’t come together to shoot homeless people in the streets?

“What’s that melting refrigerator? I thought this was an undressing app!”

I read the disaster insurance in some states are so outrageous or even unobtainable, so private citizens can’t even get a mortgage (no insurance, no loan) anymore-assuming they could afford one to begin with. The only ones who can afford to outright buy in some places are corporations and foreign interests. It’s fucking trash.

They do

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Troll?

[Yakety Sax starts playing]

Trump’s professional, adult lawyers: “No u”

I thought you were going to write he uses bronzer instead of a shower

I thought about that then I got mad all over again because of the “Now that it affects me, it’s important!” angle. But yeah, at least he was apologetic about that one thing and it would def be unthinkable any regressive would apologise about anything today.

Rush Limbaugh (who coincidentally replaced Downey when Downey got fired from his job) took the “smoking is a-ok!” to his lung-cancerous grave