One of my favorite archaeology stories comes from a Reddit AMA waaay back over a decade ago, there was this girl who was on an archaeological expedition somewhere in the Middle East and they had unearthed a bunch of ancient honey jars. Honey, famously, never goes bad, and their professor said that if anyone wanted to try some, they could. Most didn’t, but she did- lo and behold, tasted very much like normal honey.

Months later when they were back in the states they had performed some tests on the honey and realized that these jars had originally contained stillborn fetuses, a now known practice, which had dissolved into the honey over the millennia. So she had eaten human fetus honey.

I know it sounds made up but she was a legit archaeologist and could back it up with names and dates and shit, though I’m hazy on the details.

“Yo girl gimme yo number.”

“It’s 5.”

I traveled quite a bit in SE Asia, and I don’t know how anyone survives beyond the age of about 8.

My least favorite spot in Vientiane is “That Dam” Stupa.

That dam stupa, everyone is fed up with its shit!

Look at their parents. If they are both Italian, so is their offspring. How do you know if the parents are Italian? Look at their parents. If they are all Italian, the parents are Italian. How do you know if all of them are Italian? Look at their parents. Just look at parents until you come to the Etruscans and revoke everyone’s citizenship because there are no Italians.

Maybe they don’t know about cURL, and that’s why they don’t use it.

A better thing to write would be: try cURL. It is this and that, bla bla bla.

That retarded censorship shit has GOT to stop. They even think blacking out part of a letter in a word is even going to do anything against AI driven analysis?!

While we’re clearing out the air, if I buy your shitty product, why do I still need to see your fucking ads?

Considering how much women supposedly loathe men, I suppose the fair thing to do is share the few ones that don’t.

That’s what I said. There’s reasons I wasn’t married. Reeeeeeeasonsssss.

We’re all their wife! And so is my wife!

Hah. Your loss. Have fun with that.

For all of us, let’s hope, but I’m not holding my breath.

I don’t know, some cuts of human woked with spring onions and served with soy sauce and rice doesn’t sound too bad. I mean, I’ve eaten some pretty dodgy cuts of meat in my life, I can’t imagine human would taste much worse. There’s too many of us anyway, I wouldn’t mind feasting on human flesh every full moon or so. But only free range, none of that factory farm shit, I want them to have lived a normal life or else it’s just barbaric.

What? No, it’s the best moment to be alive, because it’s still better than what’s around the corner. Stay positive, it’s going to get a SHITFUCK LOT worse before you know it.

I was just trying to spread a positive outlook on things.

Alcoholism and masturbation.

One day…

I still wake up every day and cannot fathom that this is the reality we are living in. It’s a daily struggle.

We are getting to them, that’s for sure. It doesn’t do enough of a difference, but they sure as fuck know how despised they are, because it shows.