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She’s one of those actors that’s neither shit nor good, like, she doesn’t ruin the scene, but she doesn’t add much either, it’s weird.

AND THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEE AND THE HOOOOOOOOOOME OF THEEEEEEEE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEE…

Remember that part of your anthem America?

Two franks, a can with beans in it with sauce still on lid.

this is a shitpost.

Artificial existential crisis machine.

Dumbass eats too much edibles, thinks he’s an expert now, tells people to do common sense thing, pointless propaganda article written.

Ahhh journalism.

EXSPERMINATE!

I have no fucking clue what is happening right now.

Maybe she’s born with it.

Maybe it PTSD.

The rocks just make it classy.

Nah this is straight out midwest emo whine.

Now that’s a true heros death.

Members of the public, you now have one minute to reach minimum safe distance.

A goal?

Put the top in between your hands held flat like you’re praying, then move them back and forth in opposite directions like you’ve just came up with an evil plan, if that doesn’t work, then you’re holding the bottom, so just do it to the other end.

Took fucking long enough, been waiting for that fuckhead to go down.

WHAT’R YA GONNA DO, GAS ME?!!?

You’ve seen them used in the genocide of Palestinians, now you can see them driving in person from the comfort of your own home, as they smash through your house chasing a shoplifter!

Also that can looks empty and clean, so no beans. This post is shit.