dumples
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Take a piece of tinsel
And put it on the tree
Cut a slab a melon
And pretend that you still love me
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean!!!?English
3·4 days agoYup just gay. Nothing else in the mix for sure.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean!!!?English
6·4 days agoDean Dean Dean Dean
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean!!!?English
4·4 days agoFixed
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•Announcing the Threadiverse Vibrancy Challenge (Sep 1-30, 2026)English
2·4 days ago- (Freebie) Make a shitpost. - Done
- Make a post about something other than technology or politics or a shitpost.
- Make a post showcasing a thing or topic you find interesting.
- Make a post to a community with fewer than 100 subscribers.
- Make a post to a community in a small instance.
- Make a post featuring a human-made piece of art.
- Make an on-topic comment to a post in a small community.
- Make a comment or post sharing news about a location relevant to you.
- Make a high-quality long form text post or comment.
- Post or comment a link from another part of the Fediverse.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean!!!?English
6·4 days agoIt’s a drive by deaning
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Ghosted by a guy I thought I had a strong connection with but was very physically affectionate on our first dates and suddenly changed his tone - should I follow up?English
3·10 days agoI’m sorry that happened to you. It sucks to be rejected even after a first date. You can try to reach out but you might not get a response or get a response you don’t like. He doesn’t owe you that and may not respond. It might the reasons you think or might be something different. You might hear things that you can’t or won’t change.
As far as closure it’s something you give to yourself. You will need to work on giving it to yourself. Just keep in mind that all relationships will fail until one doesn’t. So there’s lot of rejection and heartbreak until you find happiness. This happiness might be a LTR or STR
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Videos@lemmy.world•Tim Curry Is Escaping to the One Place That Hasn't Been Corrupted by CapitalismEnglish
5·11 days agoLove this clip. I can’t get enough of it
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars?English
1·11 days agoI’ve found them both interesting and helpful.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•If you were an NPC in a game and only had one line of dialogue, what would it be?English
6·13 days ago“Come on Frank”
Frank is my dog and we’re going somewhere
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars?English
3·14 days agoKink books? Loads of them. I recommend The New Bottoming and New Topping book are classics and not so new anymore. They are broad and expansive with good references to get more specific books if you want to.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How come Pornstars don't teach Master Classes? So the average joe or joness can improve relationships and get better orgasms. Who would be better than pornstars?English
4·14 days agoWhile I think you are on the right idea I think someone else in the sex industry are more qualified. Most sex workers do lots of teaching of their clients in their jobs. So they should be teaching a master class.
As it stands lots of them already do. Lots of kink books are written by sex workers / pro Dommes / educators. They are worth a read
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I turn fresh tomatoes into pasta sauce?English
9·15 days agoWhen in doubt I look to serious eats for a recipe. Specifically Kenji Lopez-Alt. Here’s his red sauce recipe.
This used canned but you can just replace it with fresh. My wife and I make a pasta pomodoro where you just slightly cook fresh tomatoes with some garlic and basil. You cook the tomatoes in a pan with olive oil and garlic while your pasta cooks to al dente. Once cooked add some pasta water and cook to desired thickness (uncover to reduce liquid or covered to add). Throw in the pasta cook for 1 minute to cover and throw on basil. We do it with a burrata in the bowl as well. It’s amazing and so easy
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•I picked all the currants, blackcurrants and gooseberries from our gardenEnglish
1·17 days agoSounds delicious.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•I picked all the currants, blackcurrants and gooseberries from our gardenEnglish
2·18 days agoWhat are you making with them? Jam? Jelly? Some kind of cordial?
What are you doing go do with your potatoes? Boil them? Mash them? Put them in a stew?
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Gardening@lemmy.world•Can someone help me identify these seeds?English
5·24 days agoMysterious beans? I would plant them out of town with my adventuring party because I love a Bag of Beans. Just be careful
Ah beer the classic use case. Hopefully it turns out good. I was kicking around the idea of practicing some simple brewing before using my hops for a beer. I haven’t gotten to it at all. I might just use them for teas



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