Greatest Show on Turf

My thought too - but the defense was good and Marshall Faulk could smash if/when he needed to.

Sorry we ground your little team into paste, get over it.

…huh? He’s fed all the time, we just have other weapons that work better against certain teams. He’s not gonna be Marvin Harrison in this offense, but he gets to eat. You miss those highlight TDs of his over the last few weeks?

Brandon fucking Aiyuk, baby.

We’re very proud grandparents.

Brock Purdy came ready to play, Jesus.

I’m friends with Mike from the War and Treaty, so amazing to see them sing the anthem!

It’s not getting old seeing BCB at the top of a bunch of passer lists.

I love when insanely rich people who have access to hyperspace medical care call the working class soft.

I can’t get enough of Big Cock Brock, I’m a shameless homer for this kid.

I hate coming off as such a homer, but BCB has him beat in DVOA and is 2nd in your chosen metrics…so by your logic here, is Purdy also an MVP candidate? And yeah, I was also rolling my eyes when that talk was happening after week 5, so this is more curiosity/clarification.

We’ve been asking that question for about the last five or so years. He’s a genetic freak with access to science fiction technology, he may still be playing as the sun swallows the Earth.

Brian Urlacher’s defense never blanked anyone? Really? Damn!