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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Be me

    Sitting at my station in the shuttle bay waiting for someone to need a shuttle

    Two people on the deck below me activate their replicators at the same time

    My console explodes, tearing off an arm and burning half my uniform off, and skin too.

    Stagger out the door looking for help.

    See someone in the new medical uniforms, so glad they changed that so I don’t accidentally ask a botanist for help.

    It’s a betazoid psychiatrist

    Die and get fired out of the ship in a torpedo.