Thanks for that link! I appreciate it so much that I’m not even gonna open it. So that it retains more value, of course!

Remember when they were all screaming and crying about HIPAA with COVID vaccines?

Watching Grandma’s Boy with my parents was pretty wild.

Not nearly as wild as watching with my mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins the Titty Fuck Follies VHS we found in my grandmother’s bedroom right after she died.

Also found her dildos and other assistive technologies. We put all of that in a bag of “sentimental” items and buried it with her.

My grandmother was known to blow my grandfather in the hot tub at their condo and used to tell random people how to use the bubble jets to have an orgasm.

Rest in peace, Grandma, you majestic legend.

Oh wow! But are there any downsides?

The second one looks like the first one’s mugshot

That joke is a little Illuminaughty

I have a friend named don. I just met them. It’s you. You’re my friend now.

Deal with it.

Wow, look at don knowing fancy words, like Aqua’s fluoride animatronic acid

Most of the people complaining about that probably shouldn’t be talking to kids anyway

Oh! Yes. I thought you were saying that Mel Brooks was Pizza the Hut. But now I get it.

Q. Where tf did you find this monstrosity
A. Mel Brooks('s mind)

Sorry, I got my Schwartz twisted

Dom DeLuise*

It even says it on the wiki you linked

Fucking Illuminati making my leg go numb on the toilet

It’s only real if it’s on the internet. Everything on the internet is real.

When a mommy scientist and daddy scientist love each other a lot, they pray to Caffeine and Nicotine, the gods of late-night trivial tasks…

330100-90000=240100

240,100 is pretty close to 250,000. 250000*4=1,000,000

Unless you just misread the tweet or chart, in which case, sorry for explaining the wrong part.

I went to school with a kid for a year and a half. He nearly bit off another kid’s cheek. I remember him as being troubled and I remember being scared of him before he mauled a classmate.

Depending on how egregious or shocking his reactions were to things, he could be quite memorable.

GREAT! WAY TO PROVE ME WRONG AND SHOW THAT YOU KNOW HOW TIME WORKS! EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW SMART THETETRAPOD IS, KNOWING THINGS AND STUFF!

For serious, though, good catch and thanks for calling me out on that. I was so hellbent on my rationalization that I didn’t even consider that things could have happened in a different order or that dates could have had meaning. As much as I like to fly off the handle, I really appreciate y’all who keep me in check.

He’s so full of shit

To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I’ve got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.

Sincerely,
Poor Daddy

How dare you make me scroll down an inch! I’m putting on my pro-bewbage anti-cleavage dress right now so that you’ll know just how upset I am!