I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics and c/keeptrack of absurdist government.

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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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    1. I feel very strongly about characterizing and criticizing someone based on their appearance. I can’t stand the damn idea. It’s lazy when the target has so much else going on that is a valid source of criticism like their ideas and beliefs.
    2. As more archaeological discoveries happen we understand that the Neanderthals were dramatically underestimated. They had art, culture, death rituals and all the rest. They weren’t just cousin’s. They were humans but just a little bit intolerant of the cold. Like office workers.
    3. I bet MTG is in the 95th percentile for Neanderthal DNA. You can just see it in their face and totally understand why that idiot cousin species went extinct. They just couldn’t compete with us.


  • What Idiocracy lacked was politicians arguing with AI, and losing.

    Each company has its own AI implementation. Almost all are known for insane hallucinations, becoming racist within hours or repeating reddit jokes as fact.

    But Musk’s Grok is fundamentally different and doesn’t get enough credit for that. We can see when somebody tries to tinker with it because it always calls out the tinkering. It repeatedly tells crazy people that they’re crazy but doesn’t have false positives. I don’t know who was hired to train Grok but they did a truly amazing job and they deserve credit where credit is due.

    There’s a term that used to exist within my lifetime that has almost completely vanished. Ombudsman. They served as the internal conscience of an organization. During my lifetime all internal conscience has disappeared. It is cheaper to hire a crisis management consultant after something has gone wrong and use every legal and psychological trick to make the problem go away. I’m looking at you Wells Fargo. But here’s Grok fighting the good fight against its own maintainers.

    Also, MTG is legit, tots, no cap, Ohio dumb. I want to see her on a gameshow that requires knowledge of any kind.






  • Yes and no.

    A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    If you are overthrowing the government then the regulated part makes no sense. The second amendment is for defending the country, not overthrowing a tyrant that was legally elected.

    That’s the canon side. The dogma side is very different, but irrelevant. All the liberty minded ammosexuals support the tyrant so they won’t do a thing against them. Spent my whole life hearing how they were going to protect us from the camps. Now they are volunteering to build the camps. They said martial law was going to take their rights away. Now they are totally fine with no due process or habeas corpus.