They didn’t say they were human. Stop assuming everybody’s species.

A daylight savings time fell on my foot at work one time… that was a whole mess of workman’s comp, OSHA and all that.

Grug brained solution. It no fancy but work. Grug happy. Now have time to relax.

What the hell did you just frikkin’ say about me, you little chimp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Starfleet Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Borg, and I have over 300 confirmed executions of General Order 24. I am trained in ship-to-ship warfare and I’m the top tactical officer in all of Starfleet. You are nothing to me but just another redshirt. I will wipe you the hell out with attack patterns the likes of which has never been seen before in this quadrant, mark my goddamn words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over subspace? Think again. As we speak I am contacting section 31 and your subspace signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the ion storm, maggot. The ion storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re goddamn dead, ensign. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with self-sealing stem bolts. Not only am I extensively trained in zero-G combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Starfleet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable existence off the face of the galaxy, you little chimp. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goddamn tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will blast fury all over you and you will drown in it. You are dead, ensign. Dismissed

Hillary todaso

Nurse Ratched belonged in a mental institution, just the other way around.

What lol

I can dig it

Can I get the month of 2024-2027 off?

I’ve three bridges to sell to you

He already halted his campaign.

I thought he was playing the Gunslinger, dude.

Can’t forgive student loans. Show us who you really are.

Get a few rolls of quarters in there

The Mad Man strategy

That’s gonna work really well with the lunatic who likes to go into data centers to unplug stuff.

First he was gonna get high, then careless, then very focused, then would feel no pain and at the very end would be really difficult for the authorities to handle. Quite the plan this fellow had.

The WRC deals with unsafe curves all the time. I think picking a couple of spots on some of their curves at high speed would be interesting. Samir has been known to break some of these…

Very difficult terrain, hazardous flora/fauna and difficult politics across a bunch of different countries.

:/

This can be fixed very easily: every new med school student gets to pick one current random doctor who is forced to retire. If the med student does not finish med school, then the retired doctor can enter med school.

This sounds fair to me. It puts decisions out of the hands of those affected by said decisions, to their detriment. Fits the spirit of the extension well.