Terrible film, moral of the story is learn other languages if you’re working in a polyglot place

The whole first scene of the original was the Norwegian guy screaming about the monster and the yank base chief just shoots him instead of the randomly appearing dog

Mary: The greatest cheater/liar in history and we all have the children celebrate it

Yup. What’s the easiest way to crimp a little weight on a line when you’re tying a lure? The Mark 1 tooth.

I do 1/1/1984 but also a good idea

I worked for a company that opened a new office location. They had ONE Christmas party. After multiple DUIs leaving, drugs and condoms scattered all over the bathrooms, and more than one marriage ruined as a result of said managerial staff using said protection with people not their spouses….we just got an extra bonus on the paycheck in subsequent years.

I have an invisible mage hand that can pick the keys out of the jailers pocket. If you want me to roll for collecting every arrow… I will

One dice at a time

Back then Texas was still close enough to belonging to Mexico that it got the sepia tint too

He won. Every person employed by the TSA and every shoe removed is a posthumous W for crippling America

I got enough of those to make me an idiot sometimes but it didn’t add racism

Spouting bullshit to rile people up was kind of his whole thing yeah, till he spouted blood instead.

If a B-52 is smoking like that it does NOT have a long range anymore

Same. I wanted like 2 episodes of Spartan creation, 1 episode of fighting rebels, then PUT A FUCKING WARTHOG ON THE RING

I watched and waited for SgtMaj’s regret speech and just regret watching both seasons instead.

Once he breaks out the pan flute it’s game over

It doesn’t help that 10 seconds into punching rocks for resources, a swarm of flying hunter bots shows up to try and kill you so now you’re running with 2% of the fuel you need

At least two and lots of water.

They’ve been trying to skirt it by federalizing the nasty girls and hoping for a confrontation but thankfully none has happened.

I’m not so sure about the Navy and everyone below the Admiral who spoke out and got fired, the sailors who fired those missiles fucking wronged their oath badly.

He’s even got his own cloaked ship that flies all over the world undetected.

Granny Weatherwax would absolutely not put up with this bullshit, she’d hop on her broomstick and drag Noem back in by the hair

Anything with Walton Goggins is worth a watch