Watch this short video on your phone so that you can turn on the flashlight

Seems like a good spot to put some unskippable ads. This is a million dollar idea!

Just realized I dropped the L. Maybe Legitimate?

It’s all caps. Maybe an acronym for “We’re Out of Film ideaS”

Wait, isn’t desantis the guy that ate pudding with his fingers? I think Cruz is mostly famous for fleeing to Cancun when things got ugly at home

I think it’s because of how tiny the wound is. He doesn’t want to let on how minor his injury is

Hate to tell you but aluminum cans are plastic lined. That’s why beer doesn’t taste as bad as it used to in cans

I think the Starbucks burnt beans also are so that when you add it to some sort of milkshake, you can still taste coffee. I drink black coffee and I think I’m a super taster so it’s the grossest flavor outside of trying to drink an IPA

Well the sale finally convinced me to pick up a SD. I got the 512 GB LED version. Hoping it comes in before the weekend, but I ordered on Saturday night and it still hasn’t shipped.

I picked up Portal 1/2 for pennies and Witcher 3 for a few dollars.

I’m super excited but no one I know seems to be interested!

I’ve played off and on for years and don’t think I’ve ever made it past level 20. I have no idea why I’m so terrible

I have a friend that claims climate change is not man made. He always talks about volcanos and ice ages. Does anyone know what evidence I can actually hand him to show him man’s contribution is the leading cause?

I know I’m just an anecdote but Netflix had some ridiculous deal where I paid $75 for a year of Starz and I got Netflix for free. So they got to pretend like they didn’t lose me when in reality I was imminently going to quit due to the password crackdown.

For all we know he wrote a letter like this:

https://tenor.com/Rsni.gif

I’m in the same boat. I got some super sweet deal through my phone company. It was right when they started cracking down on sharing accounts. This way they can claim they have more viewers. No way I’d pay real money to them, but free enough to not quit

I have to use Teams for work and there are Clippy stickers!

Missed opportunity to call it “Beverly Hills: Cop AF”

At our Sam’s we just walk right by that door checker. If you show a card they nod, but if you don’t get out your card they ignore you

Does this mean maga idiots are going to sue Biden for miscellaneous reasons?

Maybe a little Fixed Width Comic Sans?

No wonder I have terrible willpower. I’m tired, constantly stressed, and both of those drive me to eat junk all day