If I had to make a list of the 10 best South Park episodes… maybe even the top 5, I think this one would certainly be among them. It’s just perfect, every beat.

Obviously, they’d never actually name a medical condition that, because that would be cruel.

But, it does seem that “Cancer of the Ass” is a thing.

That was Christopher Reeve. Sadly, in about the worst possible timing, it came out about the same week that Christopher Reeve died. Still, I loved it, especially with “Hack-Man” leading a Legion of Doom with Professor Chaos.

Hail, Satan!

“This is what Super Adventure Club actually believes.”

Or at least, so sayeth the ruler of Benthos.

Lower-case “t”! He really showed those richers!

Chef: Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?

Eric Cartman: Excuse me?

Chef: Come on, children. You’re my sexual fantasy. Let’s all make sweet love.

Kyle: Chef? Are you okay?

Chef: I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.

Stan: Dude, what are you saying?

Chef: [singing] I’m gonna make love to your asshole, children.

Stan: [after a long pause] WHAT?