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That was definitely Steve Jobs and the iPhone 4. And while that was definitely pretty silly, it wasn’t as ridiculous as this.

I know, right? You never heard Steve Jobs demanding that people be nicer to their iPods.

Nightshade did work on older models. Newer models adapted to prevent poisoning.

This is a new approach.

Nope. Just regular gay.

Ha ha! Gotcha!

Well, I’m sold. Except for the “women” part.

Two guys could give just as good a hand job…

It is nice. I would like a way for Mlem to integrate it, but their current solution is still pretty elegant in an of itself, especially because it does not rely on piefed for its functionality. everyone gets this.

Mlem (iOS) doesn’t exactly consolidate comments across crossposts, but it does list, at the top, all of the crossposts, how many upvotes/comments each one has, and links directly to them. It also works across Lemmy, piefed, and Mbin accounts/instances.

“Krazy Glue” is a brand of superglue in the US

Although I’m not sure about that, my first reaction to the super key, not working would be to press other keys like control our alt

Happy cake day!

Just AI data centers everywhere, sucking up all that power and generating the ads in a never-ending oroboros of suckitude.

That’s at least 6 murders for Hercule Poirot to solve! And possibly a jewel theft or two while he’s at it!

They tried, but it’s kind of bullshit and magic anyway

even in Trek, it’s openly acknowledged that there must be a scientific explanation for Q, even if it’s beyond humanity’s current understanding. they also mention several times that any sufficiently advanced technology would appear to be magic to those who lack the ability to rationally explain it.

I won’t miss you

I think the best label for Star Wars is probably “Science Fantasy”. Personally, when it comes to this sort of differentiation, I draw the line at: is there magic?

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I’m not the one with trouble reading.

But I guess you just see what you want to…

That’s also not my fault.

oh, so now it’s my fault you don’t think any of the previous ICE murder victims “mattered”?