I mean, a good enough rock can be considered a tool. Same as an antler or a bone.

I love how no matter how much the market makes it explicitly clear that an idea is absolutely terrible, Microsoft will just be like, “we’re doing it anyway, fuck you.” The best argument for Linux is just to gesture vaguely at Windows.

So what you’re saying is I have two eyes in my beeholes?

But what came first, the human or the egg?

Hold on, wait a minute, pause. There are people who think that bugs have lungs?

Turns out, when you give the felon the keys to the prison, they open it and let their friends out.

Trump acts like a far right extremist, therefore, Trump is a far right extremist.

If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck…

That’s because Donald Trump is a far right extremist.

You know that list of the richest people in the world?

Invites get sent out about once a week.

This is literally all publicity stunts.

Maybe someone should build 50 underground silos.

I don’t know. Maybe.

Got any suggestions for another instance that doesn’t block much? (Or isn’t blocked much, I don’t know what’s happening.)

So far, BitTorrent hasn’t blocked anything for me.

Protecting their own.

Use https://port87.com

Then you can just block whatever label they’re sending to.

I can dislocate four of my fingers. I can use this to do the finger splits.

I can also lay all my fingers flat on my palm (same hand, I’m not being a smartass). Can’t bend them all the way back though.

Man who repeatedly stabbed a guy says repeatedly stabbing a guy is bad for that guy.

Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.