Seaman 2, please, Seaman 2 🙏

Except that video is not turning me on

For more authentic John Wayne cosplay

I recently needed to delete a node_modules directory for a relatively small app. 20 minutes of my life on that shite 💀

My hair all year since I shower in January

Tracked as CVE-2026-35414 (CVSS score of 8.1), the flaw is described as a mishandling of the authorized_keys principals option in certain scenarios involving certificate authorities (CA) that use comma characters.

According to Cyera, because of the bug, a comma in an SSH certificate principal name leads to OpenSSH access control bypass, allowing users to authenticate as root on a vulnerable server, as long as they have a valid certificate from a trusted CA.

This, but it’s a Meshtastic board powered by photovoltaic fletching so I can fire them high into trees to create a rogue comms network

New black market incoming

Hamberder. It’s always hamberder.

“And on the third day God separated the land and sea to create the continents and oceans. Some say he did a great job, I could do better, many have said it. He put the Strait of Hormuz in Iran, I wouldn’t have done that, bad move. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

Taking bets on how far he gets before going off on a tangent about Sleepy Joe or one of his other greatest hits?

Reporter has not read/watched One Punch Man 👊

Actually, you might be right, it was a better time. Perhaps we should just wait it out and see if a better time appears? 😄

No, it’s long past the time. I guess now is the next best time though.

At this point I’d happily accept the Euro as a condition of rejoining

I thought that was a CVS receipt

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