Praise the prophets! A new toilet has been revealed unto me!

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

1. Open bikini
2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
3. Open fridge
4. Remove elephant from fridge
5. Insert elephant into bikini
6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”

I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi

Jerry: She literally said, “life is like a box of chocolates”?
George: Yes, she said, “you never know what you’re gonna get.”
Jerry: “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get”?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them…
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you’re getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I’d just run across Manhattan. And that’s what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

Tut-tut

Hey look, he’s doing that thing you all already knew he was doing!

The entrant from any new country must do Carpool Karaoke with James Corden. Can’t think of anything more cringe right now

In retaliation I now post notice that from today Sony does not own the money I transfer to them in exchange for goods or services. They have a limited, time bound, non-exclusive license to those funds which may be revoked by me at any time. By accepting my money, Sony also agrees to mandatory arbitration overseen by my 10 year old cat.

They tell you to stay put so that the bears don’t have to walk as far for their meal

Starmer doesn’t publicly shit himself, so I guess he’s got that going for him 🤷

I note that this synopsis conveniently forgets the punitive treatment of disabled people by cutting disability benefits and support, the erosion of trans rights, imprisonment of grandmothers for peacefully protesting an active genocide and selling arms to a country engaged in genocide. So left wing. Radical. Wow.

Is he claiming that he predates the Ford Model T?

Not a PETSCII keyboard?

This is happening in too many countries for it to just be coincidence. Who is pushing it, why, and how do we get rid of them? [Edit for typo]

Ah, about that.

2024 Filton Elbit Systems break-in

The charges were secretly subject to a “terrorism enhancement” applied by the judge in a preliminary ruling of March 2025, but not disclosed to the jury and restricted from being reported by the UK media until May 2026. This was applied based on property damage and that “the activists were attempting to influence the Israeli government by restricting their access to weapons”. It means the four people convicted of criminal damage will face more severe sentencing and registration as “terrorists”, which will severely restrict their future lives after release.

such as unbalanced Mach–Zehnder interferometers or micro-ring resonators

It has a base-plate of prefamulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing, aligned in such a way that the 2 main spurving bearings are in-line with the pentameter fan.

Curry, Lamb Bhuna, hot