Ignotum

Who knows, maybe they’ll go the joker route and make it a musical

A billion of those and you’re still not even close to paying off that fine

Doesn’t matter to reddit as long as the advertisers still pay them though

What do computers, air conditioners and space stations have in common?

They don’t work if you open windows

A pile of money on fire

And then Apple refusing to repair it due to “water damage”

An NP-hard water problem?

Huh, yeah it seems the sugar in the gastank thing is just a myth, but won’t sugar in the oil have the same issue? Sugar is insoluble so it can’t pass through the oil filter, so it’ll just chill in the filter and oil pan?

Had a friend who said he was considering removing the exhaust on his bike because it would sound cooler, everyone else in the friendgroup said we would pour sugar in his gastank if he ever did that

Notepad running through wine

Sure they have a lot of money and income, but they have a lot of expenses too you know!

Like paying the continuous stream of victims of sexual assault since those pious clergymembers can’t seem to stop raping children

Automobussy

I liked using Arch, but i got tired of Allan breaking into my house and bricking my computers all the time, so i ended up switching

Exported everything in lastpass as CSV, imported it into KeePass, the vault file is synchronized between my devices using syncthing, i never looked back

Looks fine to my eyes, but the last time i made a motor driver it caught fire so i wouldn’t take my word for it if i was you

Meanwhile my old server was happy chugging along on 256MB for many many years

two sentence horror story

400? Seconds or years?

Firefox has built-in cookie-deletion when you close the browser/tab, it’s under settings/privacy i believe

If the output was wrong and he blindly trusted it, then none of the people reviewing it noticed anything, then they should all have been fired.

Sounds more like he had it generate the text, he checked that it was correct, then other people checked it and also couldn’t find any issues with it.

Autocorrect also ducks up sometimes, that doesn’t mean you should be fired for using it, unless you’re too dumb or lazy to proofread it yourself and correct mistakes.

I heard a guy saying that linux was trash, he had tried it once but it didn’t have drivers for anything and what did exist was difficult to install
So I asked him when it was that he tried it

I think he said something like 1998…

It really depends on what group of people we’re talking about, what if you were attending a kung-fu-con, then the odds of everybody kung fu fighting increases dramatically