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Shut up and take my money!

The article:

Microbrachius means “little arms” and refers to the genital limbs that locked male and female fish together when mating. And dicki means – that’s right, you guessed it.

The wiki:

It is named after its discoverer, Robert Dick.

Turns out I didn’t guess it after all.

I recently did a single player story playthrough of the four numbered Diablo games, and I noticed that the succubi alternate between naked and clothed in each game.

1. Naked
2. Clothed
3. Naked
4. Clothed

So my prediction is that they will be naked again in D5, whenever that comes out.

I had been a plague doctor one Halloween several years before the 'rona hit. I definitely dug the mask back out and went grocery shopping with it a few times during the height of the pandemic.

Why you gotta bring Wee Man into this?

Teach a man to cook fentanyl, and he’ll be high for the rest of his life.

Give a man a very small amount of fentanyl and he’ll, ummm, still be high for the rest of his life, I guess.

Verdana all the things!

—Ea Nasir, probably.

It’s Matt!

It.

I’m nowhere near Massachusetts but I am a huge fan of breakfast food so I applaud your efforts.

Oh no, wherever will middle school girls be able to try out shoplifting now?

No real naming scheme, mostly just stupid names because they’re funny, though a couple names have been roughly related to the car to which they belonged.

• Pobjoy
• Probably Jessie (yes, “probably” is part of the name)
• Probably Jenny
• My Boy Blue
• Winona
• Jules

69 cousins! How nice.

How do you pronounce that letter? There’s a Danish band I’ve been getting into lately, MØL, but I don’t know how to say it. I’ve been saying “mole” in my head, but I doubt that’s right. It seems to get romanized as “oe” so would it be pronounced “mo-el”?

I wonder what this means for the $100 GTA6 rumors. Nintendo seems to be getting away with the $80 price but MS and EA both backing down is a good sign.

Based on this poster and the 1942 duckumentary Donald Duck Visits Lake Titicaca, I can safely assume that all ducks hate pants.

That was really their name?!

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Thanks for the context, didn’t know that was a thing. That makes more sense.