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Orange is something else. Had a buddy who used to work for a catering/event company in the area. He basically confirmed Party Down and Arrested Development are documentaries.

It’s Orange County, though. I honestly think every headline I’ve ever read about the place involves shooting themselves in the foot to spite the poors, the browns, or the homeless.

Yeah, total DOJ shill. If you look him up, it’s pretty clear he’s been wearing clown makeup for a while. Very pick me energy.

He’s a federal prosecutor, so he’s a career federal employee. The state of California did not confirm him. It’s the area in which he operates.

Before or after shooting himself twice in the back of the head?

*afoul

Also, yes. Absolutely.

WHATCHU THINK, I’M STUPID?!?!

This is lovely.

No need to stop there, though. By all means, rip and tear.

Agreed. Monkey’s paw/genie wishing is a precise science…

*Hanged

Tbh, fertilizer might be the best use in both cases.

Why not 11?

Shower dissociation? Wtf is this?

It’s been really fucked even earlier than this picture tbh. It is a weird decision, but you could also just put a big picture of Scalia up there and it’d be accurate too.

You’re definitely not the only one with that crush lol

Is it really, though?

I don’t care about your ex, bro.

Jesus cancer site.

You got it! I recently misspelled “rallies” because I couldn’t think of how to make a “rally” plural. I’m an English and History teacher, btw… shit happens lol