I hope they grow Gros Michel bananas. These were the bananas that everyone ate until the crops were wiped out in the 50s by fungus. Artificial banana flavours always has more flavour and a richer taste than the common Cavendish banana. This flavour is mimicking the Gros Michel.

I’ve never had one, but they are still grown today but never in numbers for global export.

You know what else has stuff I don’t trust? The fucking measles.

I vote for calling it the Gulf of Canada Highway

Most advanced countries have a mail delivery system.

America is a shit hole.

We can look forward to four years of this trash.

LOL

You’re never going back to the old way of doing things. Kiss that country goodbye.

That’s a way to get ketchup on the walls.

It was over 1/3 of people who didn’t vote.

I doubt that. He fucked up the first time around, broke shit, wrecked things, stole classified documents, convicted of 34 felons, stole PPE from blue states to kill them during covid and millions needlessly died during covid. What happened? Nothing. People don’t really remember any of that. He was never punished for any of his actions or crimes.

Trump is the prime example of American hubris and apathy.

I’m breeding extra grumpy Canada geese.

I love a full English breakfast but I can’t eat it for breakfast. Way too much food for me in the morning.

Given how this douche canoe acts, and the damage he’s done lately, I just hope he finds himself in a very slow, painful decline and maybe he’ll snap while in the oval office with first lady Trump.

These zones would allow wealthy investors to write their own laws and set up their own governance structures which would be corporately controlled and wouldn’t involve a traditional bureaucracy.

Why do I read this as incel rape cities?

I can. It’s the epitome of America.

America. Fuck you, I’m eating. - Brainworms.

That’s crazy talk. Immunizations give you the autism cooties.

/s in case someone thinks I’m MAGA or something

I think that’s already happened.

I’m for it. It will hurt, but we’ll manage.

I wouldn’t shed a tear if this happened.

That’s how I read those signs. That Bubba in the truck had a boner for Justin.

My response to those truck flags was always “Gay and proud. YES! You go girl!”

Same. And I have reddit and their nonsense ban hammer to thank for it.

Remember when MAGA used to say Trump was playing 4D chess.

Nope. Just a fucking idiot doing idiot things like an idiot would.

The most clueless fucking idiot around. It would be funny if he also wasn’t evil.