do you want to feel superior

Almost alwaya. Not that anyone ever ASKED my consent.

do you want to increase access to your ideas

More often than not.

dense tome

The kinds of people who will actually read any sort of book probably like to either challenge themselves or want knowledge presented efficiently, if they don’t just want a good grade in communism. All of those would motivate you to read something a little more exciting than ‘good things good sometimes bad things bad sometimes: the book’. Challenge is not insult, fight me bitch.

Yeah. I’m negotiating with my landlord about planting explosives in nonstructural walls. Blood for blood lack of trains.

Is this the first thing they have ever read?

You are under thirty.

That means reconsiling our shit and self awareness to be compatible and not try to crab buvkey when our primary differences are organizational theory, among those of us absolute fucking nerds who have read theory. I’m not sure the productivity/chilling the fuck out spectrum really comes into play as a terrain of struggle during emergencies.

I’d totally fuck with that last one. Anything to get people enthusiastic about trains. Part of why I’m stoked for dying in a death camp; if they build a rail spur to my apartment they don’t even have to raid me, I’ll just show up.

Its beautiful.

Yeah, famously athletic man. You can’t expect him to avoid a tropical island.

Your mom is the soul of wit. By ‘wit’ I mean my pants and by ‘the soul of’ I mean ‘always welcome back to’.

Nobody read shit, I promise you.

Wait really? Yeah I guess once learned there’s nothing to be done about that.

This could lead to more affordable ram long term. I’m all for it.

Yope iourem squeegee squeegee squeegee Tuesday, May 19th at

Just scan the qr code on your screen with your mobile device, we can get it sorted out.

we could not have done shit.

Why killing Nazis isn’t an ethical dilemma. Its not that it needs to be done so badly, though it does. Its because you have the closest they can give to their consent.

There’s an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you’re going to hell now. Its how we know you’re not one of the elect

Or Palestinian ones on a Tuesday

Yeah but the stuff they complain about isn’t what they care about. They hate existing in a context. They crave death. They’re mad at how fucking stupid they are and they’re too stupid to articulate that.

And the birthday card?