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“pAiN pOiNtS”

these are not knots in muscles they are severe institutional shortcomings and failings that are draining us all, making us want to jump ship, hazardous, and in some cases even making the company lose profit but you fuckheads just want to write down pAiN pOiNtS and jerk yourselves and the shareholders off instead of actually doing ANYTHING MEANINGFUL

It’s not the strawberries they love. It’s the fact that they’ve trained their bumbling ape to hand deliver the little red triangles directly to them.

big Aperture Science energy

they made that mfer 2-dimensional

i got a CT scan once and am a dumbass so the doctors and technicians might as well have been a superintelligent race

however instead of a treat i got a giant medical bill >:(

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haven’t been into Minecraft YouTube (or any YouTube really) for a year or so, was unaware he wasn’t active

i know he’s some kind of engineer irl so it may just be work keeping him busy. bummer either way

[ilmango intro music] 🥭🥭🥭

silly lil algae :3

(tbh it’s been a good decade since i was working on projects leading to publication. I’ve been stuck in manufacturing/industry hell. send help)

if someone cared enough about my research to even replicate it let alone disprove it I’d be losing my shit

Everyone in science I’ve ever met agrees there should be a Journal of Stuff That Didn’t Work

college instructor for Communication 101 went on several unprompted rants about how depression wasn’t real because it couldn’t be detected with brain scans

even though it, uh, absolutely can? also nobody asked you anyway dude???

i think you mean a definitely a coffee

now that I’m no longer a kid I can drink espresso!

balance is so broken. nearly unplayable without the inheritance cheat code

Another way to remove oxygen from stored food to prevent rancidity is to make your own oxygen absorbers (rancidity is caused by oxygen oxidizing fats and other flavor compounds)

Which are literally just iron filings mixed with table salt in a gas permeable packet (coffee filter paper works great)

The salt is hygroscopic (absorbs water) and water + oxygen + iron turns into rust, which sequesters the oxygen

I make my own and put them in opened packages of nuts and seeds :]

just yeeting a literal sizzling hot fajita at Giygas

Yerma Ther

it’s actually “hare lip,” derogatory term for people with cleft palate, as their mouths were compared to the split lip of rabbits

the Brazilverse

heineken light is also impressively satisfying for a lower calorie beer, gotta say