jimp@lemm.eetoToday I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL "How do you dress?" means "Which pants leg do you put your penis down?"English
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4 months agoIt’s not supposed to just sit there like an acorn attached to the bottom of my torso?
It’s not supposed to just sit there like an acorn attached to the bottom of my torso?
Fucking arseholes. It has been my imaginary home since it started and now I have to use fucking mastodon and bluesky fucking dicks.
On the plus side, Lemmy has been getting really good recently
“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social
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It’s National Crisp Sandwich Day on 25th October!