Just get on top of something and take a photo. Done.

That’s just disgusting. I hope they catch all of them. :(

Right, but. How are they being extorted? Classic “give me money or we fuck you up?” Type of stuff?

Oh wow to report the go fund me you have to doxx yourself. WTF.

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Show us the diagnosis documents

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If you think I’m talking about an actual calculator app inside a web browser 🧮, I assure you, you are not understanding this simple concept.

I have already given examples of systems that calculate. “Calculators” they call them.

Mortgage calculators Interest calculators

… I could go on.

All button pushing in a non-JavaScript world requires a round trip to the server. Some people consider this slow and full with privacy concerns—and they are right.

At this point if you are still confused about what I’m saying… then you aren’t ever going to catch up. But please, feel free to continue arguing and embarrassing yourself.

Can anyone elaborate on these extortions that “plague the city?”

I do not want to find myself in the International Court, accused of not getting down on Friday.

There are many different types of calculators. Please educate yourself on them, and consider your question silently to yourself. If you are not a full stack web developer, I feel further communication would be fruitless.

It’s not simple if you use laravel as a framework just to return calculator results ;)

Why would you want basic math in a web browser. Currency conversion? Shopping carts? Mortgage and interest? Dynamic inputs?

Basically nothing would be dynamic. Everything would require a round trip to the server.

Now, I think this “new web” would just simply not cater to those types of “dynamic” desires. Web design would be wildly different. Probably in a good way.

Andrew Jackson’s fault!!!

Yes. Absolutely. And I for one would like to see it. But as an entirely different system with all-new DNSs.

I would propose a system like HTMX (yes this uses JavaScript, but not if it was part of the browser itself) for interactive and partial support.

Would it be faster? Ehhh, with proper backend. But it wouldn’t eat your processor or be all janky.

But, in favor or JavaScript: you can’t make a simple calculator without JavaScript. (Please don’t link me to the crazy css hacks!!)

Laughing and banging the table.

Have you tried Microsoft Exchange? ;) 📎

It’s as valid as me saying music peaked with Rebecca Black’s Friday.

If you don’t eat the rich, they eat you

Wow, bold Radiohead statement.