One hour of Gameboy every other day. We had Tetris (of course), Super Mario Land 1 (the Egypt themed one) and 2 (the one with the big coins), Star Trek TNG, and Bugs Bunny Crazy Castle. Maybe one or two others that I don’t recall. No other video game systems.

Movies, we weren’t allowed anything past PG until our late teens, and my mom was constantly trying to shove G-rated stuff down our necks. We saw Babe, Toy Story, and It Takes Two in the theater; I was 14 and way too old for that shit. We got Shirley Temple videos in our Easter baskets every year (we did not like Shirley Temple).

Basically we were way too sheltered. It was awful for my social life!

Can’t stand losing you

She didn’t have a Willy or a Sam

No Sam!

Yeah I know how to clean this type of furniture, it’s just a lot of work that I’d rather not have to do. All of my furniture has minimal detail and no filigree. It looks way less gaudy and is so much easier to clean.

It’s a show of craftsmanship, it is something to look at but that is it.

It’s also a pain in the ass to dust with all those nooks and crannies. I can appreciate the craftsmanship but I won’t bring anything like that into my house.

Ooh, I like this! But I was thinking of the Wilson Pickett version :)

You’re giving this guy wayyyyy too much benefit of the doubt.

They showed us 4 Rooms at summer camp when it had just come out on VHS. I was 13 but pretty sheltered and that movie was kind of nuts.

Castaway

It’s a stupid conspiracy theory that he orchestrated 9/11 as an excuse to start the war in Iraq.

I named my Mustang Sally.

Phew, that must be a relief!

Solvable problem. You just need a turkey baster.

Oh shit, I’m sorry to hear that! I hope you can get seen quickly at the hospital and feel better. :(

They misunderestimated him.

Yay it’s Sandy! How you feeling, OP?

🐈 = 4011

Please make a comic illustrating “gut wrenching uphill battle against entropy”

It’ll be cathartic (or selfishly, I just love your stuff).

Seriously though, I hope things improve for you 🤍

I’m the turtle but it’s okay, 🐢 will see sunnier days 🌞

No, of course I don’t expect that. But it’s a nice thing when it happens.