Yeah, I’m aware of all of this, haha. Appreciate it for anybody reading though.

Farming internet points on checks notes Lemmy?

As a man with IBS I’m struggling here

Yes. In fact, it’s incredibly upsetting that you’ve brought these memories up.

Trick question, he’s in the Trojan Horse.

Correct. That’s the consequences part.

I also have a two-for-one deal.

Well, I think if I’m shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

Freedom of speech ≠ freedom of consequences

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

You can each have one rotisserie chicken, as a treat.

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Good. My wife and I both had our 13-year-old accounts permanently banned with no appeals process - all because we share an IP address and they decided without evidence that we were evading bans.

Fucking morons over there running reddit.

What if we kissed near the hug murder lair

Huh I thought I’d unsubscribed from dadjokes

I used to work at Shopify. Wouldn’t recommend it.

I mean, distance yourself and your business from the communities you exist to serve and this is bound to happen.

Don’t you wanna know how we keep starting fires