Such a shame I’m out of bleach to dissolve my corneas

No, it just can’t be scaled down and somehow kept in place at the tame time

AI slop

Fuck this shit

Fuck you, Jeff !

I’ll make my own cloud, with blackjack and hookers and tarpits to poison your AI scrappers !

Fucking relatable !

I’m that guy

oh yes you can. Doesn’t mean we have to welcome it

Removed by mod

Feels like a decade ago

excusemewhat.mp3

I don’t mind this kind of humour, but this better not be AI slop

Same insanity with any framework computer, bc of China lurking around Taiwan

innstructions clear, but execution failed

Grater up my ass

Plz help

The courage to ask the real questions

Oof, bad practice indeed.

Would NOT pass my code review

In THIS economy ?

Okay I see your point

I personnally work in a servesless environment, and doubt many business applications really need parallelism. (Btw, you have to have at deast 1000 IQ to do it properly in C, C++ or Rust) Plus there are other TS runtimes now, so you don’t have to use Node

As for strings as JSON, I don’t understand the problem. You can do runtime validation to ensure what you’re handling is of the right shape.

As for the numerous packages for the most basic thing, how is it different from C, C++ or Rust ? I prefer this approach to Java, where one framework does it all, bc there’s innovation going on like crazy in the JS ecosystem and some established solutions feel like garbage now…

Personnally, I fell in love with TS because it’s orders of magnitude better than plain JS and because the type system is very well designed. It’s good enough for many usecases. Don’t get me wrong, I’d love doing it in Rust on a daily basis, but my business needs rarely justify it

You lost me at “Designing the Spec I fired up Claude Code and got to work.”

wut ?

Why ?

Genuinely curious to learn from your arguments

Funny but absolutely false

What’s this show ?