Somehow the Spurs will lose this game too, even though they’re not playing tonight, and build their losing streak.

2 more blocks and Wemby will have a triple double

Clippers twice and Warriors once next week. I’ll be disappointed if the Spurs don’t lose by 120 combined points next week.

When do the Spurs play the Sons again? At least they can beat them.

I might actually cum if Sochan ever makes the extra pass on a fast break.

Hey fatty, keep your meat hooks off my Wemby

Oh snap, Barlow sighting

Absolutely gorgeous passing by these teams.

God bless Hubie. At age 90, he sounds more coherent than Marv Albert and more excited than Al Michaels.

ESPNs super squad is commentating this one. I’d like to thank the inventor of the mute button.

Ball don’t lie, you flopping bitch

I saw the San Antonio one earlier, and thought that they were a massive letdown after last year’s awesome ones. Then I saw the other teams jerseys and realized we’re all in the same boat.

Spurs begging Klay to shoot

Rent free.

He’s been doing that since early last year. His shot was hot garbage and the coaches told him to shoot like that. It’s helped A LOT.

Wiggins, sit your bitch ass down

I see Steve Novak’s defense is still the same.