I’ve been learning languages for the past 10 years or so, including English, the language I’m writing this message in, which is not my native language.

I certainly don’t know what the “best” way is, but what I do is get a lot of input, review vocabulary with Anki (spaced repetition software), and slowly make my way through the pile of grammar.

Farting.

That little girl smiling at the camera while a house is burning in the background.

I honestly think the same, there’s too many weirdos out there.

Yes, I did stuff like this when I was a kid, everybody does, but no, I wasn’t actively encouraged to do so, au contraire, my parents always taught me how to behave in public and I’m grateful for it. Kids will become adults one day, if they are never taught how to behave they’ll probably end up being entitled pricks that think they can do whatever they want whenever they want.

The author admits to have let their kids, who are 2yo and 4yo roam free in restaurants to the point they have ended up in the kitchen, that right there tells you how responsible of a parent she is and how good of an approach hers is.

Not beating the crap outta your children is at the very least a good start.

The hammer is pure chaos, I love it!

Fingering?

What a nice fellow.

Fishes be like “wait a minute, you ain’t Kevin, he was wearing a blue blazer!”

If these burglars happened to be the same ones that stole Charlie Villanueva’s toilet that would be hilarious.

My girlfriend is just getting into videogames, she started playing New Leaf recently and always send me videos of the stuff she unlocks, I only played the DS one, but gotta say, New Leaf sure looks fun.

Would love to use a MP3 player with wired earphones but the kinda decent ones are like $200 — which may not be much for some but it is for me and my third-world salary.

You have a WonderSwan Color? That’s so cool, I always wanted one.

I need complete silence for stuff that require precision and concentration, working and reading are the main ones. I could read manga or something in a not so quiet environment but that’s it.

Reminds me when Morgan Freeman said he didn’t want a Black History Month, I immediately went like “dude, shut the f*** up”.

Weekend at Bernie’s, I really like it.

That’s true, my wifi was coming and going so I didn’t get to elaborate more in my original comment.

To quote user Earflap: what?