That was clearly a joke and this title is hopebait

They knew they’d never make it on their looks, so they became republicans so they could take what they wanted without consequence.

Act*

I’m talking about instant, like Maruchan

That happened back in Twenty Ten

Oregon voted it down because of the pages upon pages of ragebait in the voter’s manual, that somebody with a lot of money paid to put there.

Get a fire extinguisher. Keep it in your kitchen in a designated spot.

Start small. Learn to make ramen, mac and cheese, eggs.

Get practice before you start leaving the stove unattended. Have timers. Activate the hood fan. Learn to keep an eye on things. Don’t start other activities you can’t drop in a moment (like an online game) while cooking.

When you finish something, turn it off BEFORE taking it off/out. Double check.

They’re not at the damn it phase yet. They’re still at the trigger the libs phase.

“Oh, I thought I was coding in Python. Oops!”

Continues coding in C++

Hey look it’s a terrorist, blocked

I assume one OLED for the family and then a portable per person

Stop. Don’t buy anything yet.

What do you mean “one portable”? Do you mean a non-OLED Switch? Do you mean a Switch Lite? Do you mean a pair of Joy-Cons? Do you mean a single Joy-Con?

My family has 3 Switches. I bought a launch system, my wife bought another of that type, gave it to our kid, then bought an OLED for herself.

So, you don’t need more Switches than the number of people (unless you’re planning to host Animal Crossing treasure islands, which, you’re probably not).

We had a Switch Lite, but it was redundant since we each had a regular/OLED, so we sold it.

Why not just start with one and go from there? Get the OLED if you’re planning to primarily play handheld, or if faster loading times are super important to you.

“She loves this country more than 3/4 of the folks on the left”

I’d like to see what data they were referencing for this claim.

4 years won’t be a significant interval after emperor Trump cancels future elections.

I don’t know if there will be any more elections. Why would Emperor Trump and the Supreme Court of Royal Magistrates allow it?

How would you write Vance’s death? He seems to be in ok health, unlike Trump.

And if they both die then we get President republican Speaker of the House.

Ok fair.

You’re either spitballing how things could have been different because you’re disappointed, or you’re looking to add insult to injury because you’re a douche. Neither is productive.

Have the splits fall on the center of the cities then.

Let’s split California into 3 while we’re at it.