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Cake day: 2023年10月21日

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  • I’m too dumb to understand this or it’s more esoteric than I’m thinking.

    Can someone help me get the jokes please?

    • St Bernard = alcohol because cold ✅
    • Dolphin = missing swimmers because they washed off ✅
    • Rhino = pizza because you’re so hungry you eat a rhino ✅
    • Beetle = pencil because??
    • Chicken = floss because it gets stuck in your teeth ✅
    • Snake = keys because??
    • Cow = cereal because they give milk ✅










  • I think many people underestimate the level of impulsivity associated with crime.

    The average criminal who breaks and enters is not doing research based off your bumper stickers to determine your weekend routine so the house is empty.

    They usually are just walking down the neighbourhood and spot an open door, run in and grab valuables then leave.