I stand by Gavi after the revelations last week

On the other hand they’ve pretty much all been in professional football from their teens and not had to deal with any of these things in adult life first hand.

Apoca-who?

Must be a nice season ticket

Red card for denial of a cool goal

Bit silly really. Even if you’re stopping the game for these sorts of things it doesn’t really make sense that you’d walk off the pitch for it. Extra waste of time doing it like that.

He shoots from the hip

Wayne Bridge would have failed