Same, I got mocked for buying it. It gets used at least once a month.

Yes, dad bought it for her after mom killed herself. It’s still in the box.

Not during hole time!

While I don’t agree I looked into the history of dark elves and I was shocked.

https://therpggazette.wordpress.com/2025/04/07/savage-stereotypes-and-dark-dilemmas-orcs-drow-and-dds-racial-reckoning/

http://gender-power.amu.edu.pl/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/JGP_Vol_18_No_2_3.pdf

Honestly there’s enough place in places like Guyana and Suriname for you guys

Calling it here, Costco is going to use the genetic information to create the perfect hot dog.

When I plowed through that kindergarten I didn’t get as much as a single dent. If that isn’t an endorsement, then I don’t know what is.

Is it up for sale again?! I missed out the last time!

Here’s a little known fact that is not true, which will bring some nuance to the previous anecdote, Benjamin Franklin ate babies.

Hell, I’d jab a pen in your throat right now if I suspected it would somehow improve your health

Replace all the customer facing employees with chimpanzees with webcams that say in sign language: read what’s on the website. Whenever someone calls in or opens a chat, they’re connected with a chimp. Be sure to also include a guide to ASL on the company website. I guarantee sales will go up

They do like to congregate, I make sure to spray them with water when they do.

This is why all my friends are asexual eunuchs.

Bold of you to assume he would learn anything

Or maybe double down: “I live in my car.”

Then you just give them a hug and tell them everything will be ok.

We will turn you into the 6 million dollar cockroach

It really sucks, I have the second Alan Wake game on there but I can’t really get into it.

I miss playing amv’s in the background while drawing final fantasy fan art.

in the last season Aria kills that ice king guy while wearing Ed Sheeran’s face. She leaps from the trees, catches the king off guard and yells: “Nobody expects to be killed by Ed Sheeran!”