I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.
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If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
neo@lemy.lolto Reddit@lemmy.world•New Study: At Least 15% of All Reddit Content is Corporate Trolls Trying to Manipulate Public Opinion1·1 year agoRight!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!
So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.
neo@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•A new law is shutting down Pride centers in state universities7·1 year agoWhat about Texas?
neo@lemy.lolto Baldur's Gate 3@lemmy.world•W-well, it's... you see... score rolls are...English2·1 year agoAstarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.
neo@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•Family of taekwondo instructors saves Texas woman from sexual assault11·1 year agoThis reminds me of this:
neo@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•Adobe Says It Won’t Train AI Using Artists’ Work. Creatives Aren’t ConvincedEnglish22·1 year agoI would be so happy if there was a Linux version!
neo@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•Former head of the NSA joins OpenAI board of directorsEnglish27·1 year agoBut don’t worry those are one way mirrors
neo@lemy.lolto Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Steam DLC unlocker SmokeAPI is now being blocked by Valve and could result in a VAC ban or locked account.English261·1 year agoAn API that unlocks DLC? That sounds like… wait what community is this? (looks around)
Is that a wooden IP address? Nice eye patch by the way. Cheers matey!
neo@lemy.lolto PC Gaming@lemmy.ca•Valve faces a £656 million lawsuit in the UK for 'overcharging 14 million PC gamers'12·1 year agoShareholders always want more money, i.e. as much money as is extractable from the consumer. So yes, I think companies would still invest as little as possible to make a game profitable, even if that leads to bugs.
neo@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•Joey Chestnut Barred From Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Due to Vegan Sponsor Beef1·1 year agoThen I’m glad I was here when history was made. This is solid meme gold. 👌
neo@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•Tim Cook is “not 100 percent” sure Apple can stop AI hallucinationsEnglish4·1 year agoI’m sure Tesla can do it within the decade! /s
neo@lemy.lolto Technology@lemmy.world•Tim Cook is “not 100 percent” sure Apple can stop AI hallucinationsEnglish41·1 year agoI was wondering, are people working on networks that train to create a modular model of the world, in order to understand it / predict events in the world?
I imagine that that is basically what our brains do.
neo@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•Joey Chestnut Barred From Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest Due to Vegan Sponsor Beef4·1 year agoIs that meme your own creation?
You’re downvoted, maybe because people think you promoted the current system (I don’t see that), but what you wrote is technical correct.
The US has less regulations than it used to have, but there are still rules (e.g. laws against insider trading and stock manipulation, labour laws, consumer and environmental protection etc.).
Unfortunately the existing rule are being gamed into oblivion and I’m not saying they are sufficient nor do I deny their decline. I’m just saying it could (and maybe will) be worse than now.
neo@lemy.lolto News@lemmy.world•Martha-Ann Alito Condemns Pride Flags, the Left, and the Media32·1 year agoYou heartless bastards! The poor woman has to look at a rainbow flag and suffers. I mean there are photos and you can actualy see her pain, you animals!
Judge all you want girl! This is still better than making out on a bare fucking rock!