Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

This episode fucked me up as a kid. I was so scared I’d get bitten by a worm man whenever I transported. Still get nervous sometimes…

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse