BLIMP FACT: Since 1983, the official bird of the city of Redondo Beach has been the Goodyear Blimp.

I know you said “filter out the unserious ones” but when I hear “internet contest” I just figure that it would become a competition to sneak in the most hidden dicks or when you look at the jersey upside down it reads “SEND NUDES” or like some hidden silhouette of chungus.

I just want to get away from mandatory new jerseys every year.