If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

Decontamination time is fucking stupid. Like, the idea of it is good because we literally did that with Apollo, but in practice it’s just a chance to have semi-erotic fanfic play out as canon.

You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it

I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though

Sorry you got downvoted for saying an objective truth. Was still sucky the CEO dork linked to his profile, though.

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Nice

And do it during the day, without notice, and tow the cars now illegally parked.

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

There should be congestion parking charges, too

If you catch all the lights. Urban biking can be a bit weird to time correctly.

Was honestly thinking the same thing

That’s depressing

It amazes me that they have street cleaners at all. That city is nasty as hell.

Wouldn’t be the first time New Orleans has ignored engineering reports

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.