Right?! As if this hasn’t won an award. (If it’s a real photo)

Open your eyes, Children of the Lense! Harness the power of the Unbridled Star!

You mean like permaculture and irrigation? Yeah, that stuff was dope. Should I have put ‘/s’ at the end of my comment to make it clear that, whilst true, I wasn’t defending a position?

Yeeeeah what about that, Sucka!?

Frickn white dudes, probly. I once saw an article by a Native American that read like: “We lived with the land, hunted during day, and had sex at night. Only White Man would think he could improve on that.”

Magnifying glass (you know, to burn stuff)?

If we can play Yoshi’s Island & Sonic w/out sticks, I think we’ll be okay. Although I don’t know what games this will have…

Well done

And some cayenne to stay in shape

Gsmarena has the answers you seek.

Unsure how this will help treat speech-related conditions. But I look forward to finding out maybe.