Satan == Lucifer is wrong though. Those were two concepts that got conflated together, much beyond their original meaning

Nah that’s my wife, carry on

You wouldn’t believe how much hydrogen that thing has. It would explode like an atom bomb. My people tell me it has like 2 or 3 hydrogens in it. Dunno wasn’t paying attention

Too much virility. Doesn’t look right

Microsoft is the computer of nintendo?

Age, lack of exercise, stress… I can go on

Except for Mrs. Claus! She stomps her foot and Santa gets grounded and goes to his room with his tail between his legs (yeah, they have a separate room arrangement)

Everyone got fat and unhappy? I dunno

Well we portuguese don’t appreciate being called spanish or brazilian. Maybe you didn’t mean to. I don’t care much, and I won’t hold a grudge against you. Let’s just forget this

It’s called “o meu pé de laranja lima” and it’s from a Brazilian author, and I suspected you were trolling but now I know for sure. Or else you’re just dumb. Either way bye

Also fuck you

Well I don’t know if you’re trying to provoke me or something, but confusing portuguese and spanish is a big no no around the iberian peninsula

Now I understand the US system

Test post please ignore

Same here, nothing to worry about

That’s rich. Does it apply to us common mortals? Or only billionaires?

Nailed it

Sounds like a date

Can I tag along?

You might just be my spirit animal, Or we can both take out our gloves and bitch slap for eternity. In jello if you’re so inclined. Life is so unpredictable