Admiral Patrick
I’m surprisingly level-headed for being a walking knot of anxiety.
Ask me anything.
Special skills include: Knowing all the “na na na nah nah nah na” parts of the Three’s Company theme.
I also develop Tesseract UI for Lemmy/Sublinks
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News@lemmy.world•Epstein’s Private Messages Speculated Trump Might ‘Bomb Iran’ If ‘Cornered Like a Rat’ — Seven Years Before He Did - Secret NewsEnglish
7·3 days agoThe number of upvotes on this post (and it’s xpost in c/politics) is extremely disheartening and shows why getting news from social media is doomed to spread crackpot shit. People will like and share anything they agree with no matter what tinfoil rag it links to.
Humanity makes me sad.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Under the most ideal circumstances, how 'clean' is drinkable tap water by the time it reaches our taps?English
31·5 days agoI mean, if you’re not shitting your guts out after drinking a glass of tap water, then it’s clean enough.
Pure water tastes like…nothing. The minerals and such give it the good, crisp taste.
That said, my water is so hard it has comparable calcium to a glass of milk.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Say it again, y'allEnglish
16·5 days agoThe good ol’ Ferengi Rule 34 (seriously).
Though I prefer RoA #76: "Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies. "
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•After 2 months of being care givers for my mom's 37 year old plant, I'm proud to announce it's still aliveEnglish
4·5 days agoThe mother plant is always special. Even with a black thumb they’re usually pretty easy to care for. Here’s hoping it lives another 37 years.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•After 2 months of being care givers for my mom's 37 year old plant, I'm proud to announce it's still aliveEnglish
19·5 days agoPothoses are pretty resilient and easy to propagate if even a small part of them is still alive. Glad yours is bouncing back. One of mine is from a cutting from my grandmother’s pothos. Hers doesn’t have any sentimental value, but I laugh because I know she most likely prop-lifted it from Lowes or Walmart or somewhere 😀
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What old person thing do you do now that you wouldn't have guessed you'd do when you were younger?English
15·6 days agoThat’s basically me. Wake me when it’s time to:
- Eat
- Hand out gifts
- Go home
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•There should be an indicator when an instance no longer federates with a community besides posts no longer loadingEnglish
12·6 days agoAdded :) I also disabled the “Create Post” button if the community is on a defederated instance even though, technically, you can still post to your instance’s local copy (it just won’t federate).
Edit: This only works one way. i.e. it can only know if your instance is defederated from the community’s. If the community’s instance is defederated from yours, there will be no indicator because there’s no way to do it without a remote lookup which is both unreliable and inefficient at scale.

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Fediverse@lemmy.world•There should be an indicator when an instance no longer federates with a community besides posts no longer loadingEnglish
43·7 days agoYou mean like if there’s a community called
!cats@example.comand your home instance no longer federates with the instanceexample.com?If so, I’ll add that to Tesseract as it sounds useful.
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RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Trying to get into MUDs - any suggestions?English
2·8 days agoMy friend got me into it, and it was the first and only MUD I ever really got into. So kind of loved it by default. I tried out a few others but never really got very far beyond the first few levels in each.
Beyond that, it was intuitive as far as MUDs went, had a massive world and lore, and was well “modded”.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the craziest/meanest thing someone has said to you or called you online. (excluding one off slurs)English
221·8 days agoTwo in the same vein:
- Someone once assumed that I used a code prettier by asking for my
.prettierrc. Nope. I just write pretty code and was legit offended at that. - Multiple times I’ve been called an AI because I (checks notes) write out my thoughts in full sentences.
There’s been worse, but I’m quick to block, and I don’t dwell on things. It’s actually pretty easy when you step back and think about the kind of person who would go online make personal attacks like that. Once you have that mental image, you quickly realize you don’t give a flying fuck what that person has to say about anything.
- Someone once assumed that I used a code prettier by asking for my
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RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Trying to get into MUDs - any suggestions?English
4·10 days ago
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Why do people go out of their way to dodge manhole covers while driving?English
30·10 days agoIn my city, they just keep paving over the old asphalt, so the manhole covers are like 6 inches deep in some places. Hitting one of those in my sedan is not pleasant.
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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world•Bought a secondhand laptop and spent all evening trying to get the sound workingEnglish
1·14 days agoI usually do that, too, but didn’t bother this time since it’s a slightly different model but uses the same motherboard as my old work-issue laptop, and I already knew everything worked in Linux except the fingerprint sensor. Only fired up the W11 install it came with to make sure it wasn’t DOA and wiped it immediately after – I just forgot to check the speakers lol.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Ad companies are the ones destroying civilizationEnglish
678·14 days agoAgree. Which is why I get so irrationally annoyed when sharing a good piece of journalism that’s not catering to ad-clicks and the peanut gallery here grabs their torches and pitchforks while shouting “PaYwALL!” despite me posting the gist of the article in the post body (enough to get the gist but not the full article for copyright reasons). It’s one of several reasons why I don’t even bother anymore.
Like, good journalism costs money. That money’s gotta come from somewhere if you want good journalists to be able to eat and keep doing what they do.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•In conclusion: Magic DNSEnglish
1·14 days agoI do!
Kubernetes is a nightmare and overkill for most things we need to run, and Docker Swarm is super easy to setup and maintain.
We only use it for one application, though. The app needs to scale horizontally and scale up and down with demand, so I put together a 6 node swarm cluster just for it. Works great, though the auto scaling required some helper scripting.
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Linux@programming.dev•Deprecated Linux Commands You Should Not Use AnymoreEnglish
38·17 days agoThe thing about these deprecated tools is that the replacements either suck, are too convoluted, don’t give you the same info, or are overly verbose/obtuse.
ifconfiggave you the most relevant information for the network interfaces almost like a dashboard: IP, MAC address, link status, TX/RX packet counts and errors, etc. You can get that withipbut you’ve got to add a bunch of arguments, make multiple calls with different arguments, and it’s still not quite whatifconfigwas.Similarly,
iwconfiggave you that same “dashboard” like information for your wireless adapters. I useiwto configure butiwconfigwas my go-to for viewing useful information about it. Don’t get me started on how much I hateiw’s syntax and verbosity.They can pry
scpout of my cold dead hands.At least
nftablesis syntax-compatible.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•New to android ROMs and degoogling and I have questions.English
3·17 days agoWhen I put the IMEI into OP’s tool, it said I had to go through TMobile to [bootloader] unlock it since it was a retail model.
TMobile said the phone “wasn’t in our system” and couldn’t provide either SIM or bootloader unlock codes.















Yeah. On the surface it seems like it would be a positive. But in practice, it shields people from criticism of their behavior.
Yeah, yeah, “use your words” and all that, but some comments are just so brain-dead or trollish that they’re not worth a response, and even a downvote is expending far more effort than the comment is worth. So the person who made it sees 3 upvotes but not the 50 downvotes, so their takeaway is that “wow, 3 people liked my braindead comment” rather than everyone except 3 people hated it.
I get the appeal of disabling downvotes, but if I say something stupid, I wanna know.