That’s Dr. Jesus Christ to you, tyvm

Naw that’s the fucking Witch King of Angmar

Also, this was right after him criticizing the pope. So yeah, definitely, totally about doctors and shit, yup.

Reminder: When the billionaire says “we,” they mean you.

Reminder: When the billionaire says “it’s good for the economy,” you are not the economy.

As a European, that first paragraph is wild:

The U.S. State Department is developing an online portal that will enable people in Europe and elsewhere to see content banned by their governments including alleged hate speech and terrorist propaganda, a move Washington views as a way to counter censorship, three sources familiar with the plan said.

I mean, I get what they’re trying to say here, but the author’s opinion does shine through a teeny tiny bit.

I chose an NYPost article for the simple reason that even a conservative rag identified the culprit as a Trump fan. I am aware that the ‘alleged’ in the title and in the article is the typical load of partisan horseshit.

This comes right on the heels of Trump claiming that Mrs. Omar ‘sprayed herself.’

Larry Ellison will lose billions on this.

So what? He can generate more. Money has gravity. So does influence.

You’re right, sorry for the oversight, I added one now. (I just used Firefox reader mode.)

“That’s completely unheard of,” Janne Haaland Matlary, a professor with the University of Oslo and a former politician, told public broadcaster NRK. “It’s a total lack of respect for the award, on her part,” she said, calling the act “meaningless” and “pathetic.”

LOL @ the both of them.

Hahaha what a loser

I read it to our (at the time) 12 year-old when she had trouble sleeping. Didn’t help, go figure. With my hindsight glasses on, I guess I could have picked a better book for that particular problem.

We shouldn’t have killed the fucking gorillla, that’s what’s going on.

We shouldn’t have killed the fucking gorilla, man.

Un-selfhosty Musk-y AI bullslop, reported

“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, 's why I poop on company time.”

I was thinking audio plugins. “I like Ratatouille very much thanks”

You apparently don’t even have a checking account, Mike. On these matters, I trust you as far as I can throw you. Which isn’t very far, by the way; I’m not that fit.

Yeah, that was… something. Felt a smidgen of my soul leave my body at that point. Hegseth ordered people killed in cold blood and all you got was “won’t matter anyways?” What is wrong with you, Jefferies?

Look, I’m trying really hard here to not make a stupid ‘the front fell off’ joke because the subject is serious, but you guys ain’t makin it easy for me.