Great. Now I’m reading everything in his voice now.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

If someone enjoys something I say let them enjoy it. Seems like an interesting combination but not something I need to go out and try immediately.

(Tube bends slightly) The age of man is over.

My wife will just slowly scoot over to me while she’s in blanket cocoon mode and then lean on me.

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

See the problem is you’re using logic and reason backed up by facts. They need to hear loud buzzwords from talking heads.

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

Anal is now first base.

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

How about Baking Good, where a drug kingpin leaves that life to bake bread in a cozy little town.

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!