My former roommate’s dog hated hats. He rarely barked at anything but if someone walked in the apartment wearing a hat he would flip the fuck out and bark at them until they took it off.

Mine does too!

You know what’s up

Yup. It seems like most women I know well lost their virginity to older men. It wasn’t always predatory but it happened often enough to really give pause.

Age of consent in Michigan is 16. Even if he was 18, sex with a 15 year old is not ok.

Yeah, I avoid the “check 1-2.” I’ll start with it then move into this list.

But I like the Shakespeare soliloquy idea.

They are not.

Tbf, that’s a pretty low bar.

Man, that last panel made me crack up.

Hopefully at least one was a dog.

Nice tip. Definitely worth trying out for 20 bucks.

That was really interesting and informative. Thank you that comment.

Those are great but I recently switched to these. They are a little more expensive but they come with three different filters for different decibel levels.

I like this take but it relies on a critical analysis that isn’t going to occur to most people. Most people aren’t even aware up the word’s racist origins.

I think calling it cannabis helps distance it from it’s illegal past. There’s a lot of more conservative people out there that still think of “marijuana” as something dangerous and criminal that is used by disreputable people. I think calling it “canabis” will help shed that negative connotation.

For the record, I call it “weed.”

My dad was two of those things. Well, only two as far as I know.

It’s pronounced “urinal.”

Y’all come to New Orleans and try to pronounce a single street name “right.”

See also: Lafayette (Le-FAY-it)

From my favorite album

Kindergarten Cop should be in the top five.