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(Shocked pikachu) What? That’s the Russian flag??? No… we’re totally just using the white, blue, and red of OUR flag you silly…
The pacific tree octopus; of course.
Holy hell this is great. Thank you
How about a nice game of chess, Dr Falken?
The Spice must harooooooooooo owoooooooooo
satanmat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Latinas for Trump co-founder blasts ‘inhumane’ immigrant arrests15·24 days agoHey Siri, define "face eating leopard "
satanmat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Elon Musk's drug use was "far more serious" than previously known: NYT report272·1 month agoaccording to a report published Friday by The New York Times
Friday!!!
The actual FUCK?!!?!!?
Why is this shit not reported DURING the election!??!
–oh right, access and $$$ Assholes.
satanmat@lemmy.worldto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•Data Entry7·1 month agoDepends on the attachments…
satanmat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Penn Engineers Discover a New Class of Materials That Passively Harvest Water from AirEnglish15·1 month agoI have a long distance call from Arakis, the Fremen are on line 1…
satanmat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•German court sends Volkswagen execs to prison over Dieselgate scandalEnglish2785·1 month agoI long for the day that ANYTHING close to this happens in the USA
satanmat@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•A Presence-sensing Drive For Securely Storing SecretsEnglish61·1 month agoKinda cool idea;; but the key can’t be rewritten; so if something happens to your phone; it would be bricked.
So… not really that great??
satanmat@lemmy.worldto Cybersecurity@sh.itjust.works•Mysterious Database of 184 Million Records Exposes Vast Array of Login CredentialsEnglish7·1 month agoYawn… again? What’s that third this month?
Sigh. Just let me know when it’s on have I been powned.
Kthxbai
satanmat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•JD Vance bashes Justice Roberts as 'profoundly wrong' about Supreme Court's role10·1 month agoBecause he think of himself as America’s Himmler…
satanmat@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•H.R.3499 - To amend the Fair Labor Standards Act of 1938 to exempt certain employees engaged in outdoor recreational outfitting or guiding services from minimum wage and maximum hours requirements.6·1 month agoThey don’t want to pay you?
The word “slave” is frowned upon?
I shouldn’t pay for shit like this.
Must BOOP the snoot!!
satanmat@lemmy.worldto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Netflix Puts AI Ads in Paid Tier: Pirate Everything at This Point81·1 month agoBuy the dvds and rip them…
Ice truck killer, line 1…