2013 Broncos

Any chance Witherspoon gets all pro?

I was stuck with family can someone give me a one sentence synopsis so far?

Anyone got a decent stream I’m stuck at Thanksgiving dinner

Witherspoon has an outside shot.

They accidentally used centimeters.

Not yet, but I would put money on him busting.

He is one of the most physically unimpressive NFL players I have ever seen, with a noodle arm and basic athleticism.

That supercomputer brain better get going…

Lined up how often? These things are always phrased like the guy shadowed every snap when that’s never the case anymore

Its Bart Starr

Will someone please take awake this dudes hoodie and suit jacket

Is al Michaels huge or Jason Kelce way small for a NFL lineman?

2012 is clearly better. Outside of Stroud, everyone else is a giant question mark still.

Dick Trickle

Lions fans in here are dumb as fuck. Grabbing the jersey is never a horse collar

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Jermaine Kearse (wide receiver): Honestly, the team meetings were a sh– ton of fun.

Malcolm Smith (linebacker): His team meetings are honestly what I think sets him apart from other coaches.

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Chad Brown (former NFL linebacker and coaching intern): Absolutely, without a doubt, the best team meetings of any team I was on as a coach or a player.

Luke Willson (tight end): I get drafted and come here for rookie minicamp with no idea what to expect. It’s dead silent in the team meeting room. There are a bunch of rookies who don’t even have free-agent contracts, a couple drafted guys and a couple of undrafted free agents. He just storms in the room and goes: “Alright, alright, let’s get this thing started right.” He’s like, “OK, kickers, get up! Who are the kickers here?” We had a couple kickers, and he has them do a basketball shootout, and he goes, “Whoever wins gets to stay; whoever doesn’t gets cut.” He’s totally kidding and I’m just laughing. The next thing we know, we’re shooting basketballs, he’s got a couple of YouTube videos and we go out to practice and music is blaring the whole time and he’s dancing around.

Ben Malcolmson (Carroll’s chief of staff): Barnum and Bailey’s three-ring circus here.

Willson: I was like, “Dude … this guy is kind of crazy.”

Justin Britt (center): He would do what he called “the safe place.” Everyone had a bullsh– story about them and none of it was true, but if you didn’t know, it seemed believable.

Uchenna Nwosu (outside linebacker): He tells all these stories other guys went through … selling the hell out that story, making it sound really good and believable.

Britt: He had people believe that my mom had this anger towards me and resented me because of how large my head was at birth. I had to play along with that for like four years.

Golden Tate (wide receiver): One team meeting he gets up there and says: “Hey, we’ve got this new Gatorade. Why don’t you guys make sure you try one out before practice? They’re supposed to hydrate you really well. We don’t want you out here pulling anything.”

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Shaquem Griffin (linebacker): Pete Carroll is just in a land of his own.

Tate: We would open up the cooler and this fake snake would pop out. We’d all jump and some of us would scream. He had a camera in there. Of course, the next day in the team meeting, he selected all the good ones and premiered it to the entire team.

Britt: He would have a set amount of time in the day allocated to just having pure fun.

Malcolmson: He hosted scooter races in the coaches’ offices. There was a loop that he set up, and he would do timed scooter races.

Brown: I was excited every day to go to work because, what is Pete going to do today? What fun thing is going to happen?

Britt: By the time we got to the serious stuff, we were all like: “I’m awake, I’m ready, my senses are right. Let’s go.”

Brown: I’ve never been in a football environment like that.

Tate: He was a jokester. He was a serious jokester.