MVS is beyond washed

The sicko in me kind of wishes I had watched this game. The stats make it look like it was a shit show

Target: For when you still want cheap shit but don’t want to deal with the Wal-Mart crowd

So is there injuries on the o-line or do they just hate Dobbs?

I think we all collectively need to recognize that we have a problem

Put that ball immediately in the hall of fame

Historic as fuck.

We don’t need any more replays of that ok Amazon? We got the message. My leg got the fucking message.

Tyreke Hill beating up the Jets defense like he….you know

McDaniel sure as fuck hasn’t given up smoke

I don’t know why we bothered to draft a receiver in last year’s draft when all we fucking do is throw to DK whether he’s open or not

Geno is writing a whole fucking book back at this point

I will never forgive the Panthers for basically handing the Niners CMC for a bag of balls

So who is our halftime show?

There is not enough genetic material left in Cher at this point. She is a sentient plastic doll.

Ron Rivera is getting shitcanned. Maybe after this game.

Jared “dual threat” Goff

I wonder if Bradshaw will be a part of the halftime show or if he’s going to busy discussing strategy with Fox’s legal team

Some kneecaps are going to get bit at halftime

Dan Campbell definitely has that late 80’s mid card wrestler look to him

Has the Barry documentary dropped yet and is it good?